Humor

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

• Bring Me an Open-Concept Kitchen or Bring Me Death – Apr. 2021
• Crime Reports of Classic 1990’s Comedies – Feb. 2016
• The Call of the Candy Crush – Dec. 2013
• A Filmgoer Tries To Feign Interest In Art House Cinema – Oct. 2012

Weekly Humorist

• I Will No Longer Unsubscribe – Oct. 2022
• Martin Short Was Named After his Height and Other Insight from an Unofficial Hollywood Tour – Oct. 2021
• The Unspeakable Things I’ve Done for a Klondike Bar – June 2021
• Instructions for My Inclusion in the Oscars In Memoriam Section – Feb. 2020
• Gift Guide for Everyone in Your Godforsaken Life, Including Karen – Dec. 2019
• Auteur Director Failed Pitches for Superhero Films – Nov. 2019

SlackJaw

• How This GirlBoss Balances Work, Life, and Blood Pacts with Satan – Sept. 2021
• Coming Out to my Parents as a Philosophy Major – Jun. 2020
• Sources of Famous Proverbs, Revealed – Apr. 2020
• I’m Flo From Progressive and I’m Beginning to Think I’m Wasting My MFA in Comparative Post-Colonial Dramaturgy – Mar. 2020
• Please Don’t Talk to Me Before My Coffee – Feb. 2020
• Welcome to Your Family Portrait Session – Nov. 2019
• I Have Definitely Done the Pot Drug! – Apr. 2019
• Please Don’t Body Shame My Baby – Mar. 2019
• How To Wrap A Gift – Dec. 2018
• Tag-lines for the Real Literary Housewives of New York – Aug. 2018
• Your Party DJ Booking Form – Mar. 2018

Points in Case

• Tote Bags Unpack Their Emotional Baggage – Oct. 2022
• Alternative Definitions of Political Terms – May 2020
• I Explain Social Media to the Ghost of My Great Grandfather – Nov. 2019
• Why Aren’t Tech Companies Taking More of My Data – Sept. 2019
• For Deep Insight Into Your Love Life, Turn to This Short Online Quiz – Aug. 2019

Lady Pieces

• How to Kiss – April, 2020
• Hot Fantasies for the Domestic Realist – May 2019
• My Self Care Routine – Feb. 2019
• The NEW New Rules for Dating – May. 2018